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Parasite Cleanse FAQ:


No, you fools.

A man creates. A parasite asks, “where is my share?” A man invents, a parasite says, ‘Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God…’”
okay who seriously thinks LoL is correct?

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Dan A June 11, 2009 at 7:57 pm

We have Mrs Parasite

codename: MANDINGO June 15, 2009 at 4:33 am

whether or not a ***** is present

bluhhhhhh June 18, 2009 at 11:13 am

I don’t want a parasite, and parasites aren’t ever cute or nice.

louisebro June 21, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Is this a question to test the sense of humour displayed by anti-feminists?
Or you wanting to make a new list of feminist anti men jokes, because you’ll be sorry as we have no sense of humour at all.

Herr Highness June 24, 2009 at 3:40 am

One typically uses the court system to steal the other’s money. The other typically does not.

Kaiser Jebus XIV June 25, 2009 at 5:48 am

gender, obviously.

Oh! Lonesome Me June 25, 2009 at 7:44 pm

The gender. A parasite is usually a woman.

Alpha Scorpii June 28, 2009 at 7:10 pm

That’s not a very funny joke, you need to work on the punch line, LoL.

A parasite (like a tapeworm or whatever) spends its life trying to get in a woman’s body and never wants to leave, while a man before birth wants nothing to get out, but once he is, he spends the rest of his life trying to get back in.

You can have that one. Granted it’s not the funniest punch line, but it sure is a hell of a lot better than yours.

EDIT: LoL is an accepted acronym. It’s even in the dicshunaree now:

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